Thursday, September 22, 2005

Party Line Review

So after all the hubbub of the Next Food Network Star, we get Party Line with Dan and Steve. And my overall review? Meh. While it didn't offended me the way a Susannah Locketti show would (I hate carbs and I lost 50 pounds!), it didn't grab me the the way a Hans show would. This has nothing to do with Dan and Steve, but the studio format (a la Sara's Secrets) is just not conducive to food porn in the Everyday Italian and Nigella Bites fashion. The show is fairly straightforward with Dan and Steve making dishes for entertaining. They supposedly give you tips on how they carry it off as caterers but the tips are fairly lacking.

In this first episode they are focusing on cocktail party recipes. It seems Steve got hit with the Rachael Ray bat because he's totally about the schtick. Dan on the other hand, is focused on the food. Their recipes are beef crostini with sage whipped cream, parmesan cheese balls, and crab stuffed pepperoncini. The crostini just seems crazy daunting because it takes the entire episode for the payoff of the fully assembled crostini. The beef doesn't even touch the pan until ten minutes into the program. The parmesan cheese balls sound like a winner, even with Steve admonition to use margarine instead of butter. However, I have to question using pepperoncini as the casing for the crab mixture. It just seems too overwhleming.

While they do give some fairly good advice in terms of presentation, there's a lot missing in terms of preparation. For example, Steve talks about using oversized plates for good presentation of hors d'ouerves and using things like olive plates to serve cheese balls on. However, they don't give good advice on preparation. For example, Steve tells us to serve the cheese balls warm. HOW do you do that? How far can you make them ahead and serve warm? How do you keep them warm if they are made ahead of time? Or with the whipped cream on the beef crostini, how do you keep it light a foamy for a long time? After a while whipped cream gets liquid. Do you just constantly have to make new batches of whipped cream? THAT'S the kind of advice I need from caterers.

Grading on annoyingness from Bobby Flay (BOO) to Alton Brown (YAY), I'd grade them a Sara Moulton.

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

Only repulsive show on Food Network. It's just sad those men live a gay lifestyle. And Food Network should be ashamed of itself for allowing this garbage on television.

Anonymous said...

Hello from Susannah Locketti...to set the friendly records straight....I never said I'm anti-carb....everything in moderation.....

DC Food Blog said...

Anonymous-1- Your bigotry is ugly. This is a blog by a committed, loving gay couple. It's not a lifestyle honey. It's a life. And if your lens of hate blurs your ability to garner some good cooking tips, I feel even more sad for the people who have to share space and especially food with you. How truly awful. Shame on you. Oh and by the way-- if the gay "lifestyle" saddens you so much, turn off your television, don't go to the theater or movies, stop eating out, don't get your hair cut, and forget about getting into heaven. We are everywhere. -J

Anonymous said...

PIPE DOWN YOU FRUITS!
I'M TRYING TO WATCH THE ASS PIRATES DISPENSE SOME TIPS FOR ENTERTAINING!!!

Anonymous said...

Service : Client assistance ended up being awesome. Lovely lady on the phone possessed a exciting voice as well as I was given dollars quickly.
Value :My hubby and i received a tremendous value simply because finance percentage rates ended up being truly inexpensive.
AAA Vancouver Payday Loans 310-4088 Cambie Street, Vancouver, BC V5Z 2X8 (778) 785-2087 payday loans vancouver
AAA Calgary Payday Loans 1014 Macleod Trail Southeast, Calgary, AB T2G 2M7 (403) 614-4637 payday loans calgary
AAA Ottawa Payday Loans 503 Avenue Gladstone, Ottawa, ON K1R 5N9 (343) 883-1422 payday loans ottawa
AAA Edmonton Payday Loans 10223 97 Street Northwest, Edmonton, AB T5J 0L5 (780) 669-1284 payday loans edmonton