A minor request

For those of you in DC with REAL writing skills, can I ask that one of you write a thinly veiled roman a clef about evil DC executive directors and their false assumptions that the world revolves around them and that their completely insane behavior is somehow endearing? If Devil Wears Prada made a gazillion dollars, I think a Devil Wears Seventh Generation could bring in a quarter of a gazillion. Just a thought.